Tuesday, April 28, 2009
It's time for Tell A Joke Tuesday, brought to you by Wayne, from Wayne's Window to the World.
1. What's long and green and hangs from trees?
2. Why is Cinderella no good at soccer?
She's always running away from the ball.
3. Why is number six afraid of number seven?
Because seven eight nine and ten.
and finally, (does that make you happy?)
4. Whats red and green and goes 55 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.
Thank you, Thank you.
::disclaimer:: Jokes provided by random fifth graders