It's time for Tell A Joke Tuesday, brought to you by Wayne, from Wayne's Window to the World.
1. What's long and green and hangs from trees?
Giraffe snot
2. Why is Cinderella no good at soccer?
She's always running away from the ball.
3. Why is number six afraid of number seven?
Because seven eight nine and ten.
and finally, (does that make you happy?)
4. Whats red and green and goes 55 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.
Ta Da!!!
(bows)
Thank you, Thank you.
::disclaimer:: Jokes provided by random fifth graders
I LOVE the giraffe snot! too funny!
ReplyDeleteYey for the Cinderella one! :D
ReplyDeleteThe Cinderella one was my favorite! At least 5th graders come in handy for something ;)
ReplyDeleteYou are way too funny, and I haven't forgotten my award yet........just busy!!
ReplyDeleteLOL... I like them all!!
ReplyDeleteSome great little jokes there, I love the cindarella one
ReplyDeletethankyou for taking part in this weeks tell a joke tuesday
Too funny! Fifth grade is a fun age ;)
ReplyDeleteOhhh, I need to print these out so I don't forget them. My kid is always telling me millions of jokes and then asks me to tell her one and then my mind goes blank. I can only ever think of the same two lame jokes!! It's quite sad *sniffle*)
ReplyDeleteWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff ruff.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cowsay.
Cowsay who?
No, cows say 'MOOOO'
See? Just SAD. :-(
ah, ha ha ha ha ha
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