As a good mother should do, I always fill out the paper work needed in order to complete their physicals. I would never, ever make my precious children fill out their own paper work and the forge my name at the bottom. I wouldn't ever call out from the back of the room, elbow deep in baby diapers, yes or no answers to any previous health issues they may have had in the past. And I would NEVER tell them to leave the Social Security portion blank because I didn't have time to run to the filing cabinet to look it up (and I won't tell them when they call later on to fill in the blank that we must have looked over that section).
I always sit with my children as they fall asleep during nap time in order to keep them calm, and give them a sense of security. I would NEVER EVER use this time of the day in order to take a moment and use the computer conveniently located in the nap time bedroom. I would never tell my husband that supper was a bit late today because the kids had a hard time falling asleep for nap time and they needed me in the room with them to keep them from getting out of bed every five minutes. Time just happened to pass a bit fast and I didn't realize they had fallen asleep 2 hours ago. Especially knowing that my husband will read my blog when he has extra time, I would never ever blog about that here!
Blogging that entire time? Me? I would Never, Ever do that!